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Several weeks later, the little boy was walking past the bathroom and was shocked to discover his mother giving oral gratification to his father. It was more "humane". T flying at him and their fists collide making an explosion the size of the the moon. Chuck Norris cannot smoke weed because its impossible for Chuck Norris to take a hit. If you call it a purse, he pulls a baby out of the bag and throws it at you. When Chuck Norris was denied a mcgriddle at McDonalds because it was
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